*facepalms* It’s called a toothbrush for a reason. You can get a cloth to wash the stupid hammer.
*gets defensive* Mjolnir is not one without a brain, dear friend! Need I remind you she was forged in the heart of a dying star by my very own people- something you Midgardians have yet to even begin to understand?
*raises an eyebrow at Logan, then turns to Thor* It’s okay, Thor. Logan’s just envious because Mjolnir can fly.
I’m more amused by how angry Stark looks; I half-expect Ms. Potts to show up and make sure he’s actually brushing his teeth. I’m also confused as to why my eyes are red, but I’ll credit that to artistic license.
Th-that’s not what I meant. And I wouldn’t wanna fly with a damn hammer, it’s bad enough doin’ it in a giant tin can.
*sighs* Figure of speech. An airplane is made outta metal. So it’s like a giant tin can with wings. And I’m much happier with my feet on the ground.
*Literally pictures tin can with bird wings*
I’d like to ride one of these airplanes.